Friday, August 19, 2005
Imaginary Speed Dating Conversations, part I.
I hear in speed dating that there are certain rules, in that certain topics are off-limits - with good reason, perhaps. Because can you imagine? It would be horrible - or hysterical - depending on your point of view. For instance:
Man: So, what's your favourite sexual position?And there you have it.
Woman: One that doesn't involve you.
Man: Bitch.
Woman: Jackass.
[Both sit there, twiddling their thumbs and occassionally glaring at the other person until the rest of the seven minutes are up.]
Gloria 8:57 AM
2 Comments:
Too funny. I vote for "hysterical."
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Can't wait for part 2.